In God You Rust

So, the 2010 Nursing Board Exam Results have been released in the Philippines and as expected, lots of stupid indolent pathetic Filipinos will be failing and some lucky basterds will make it. Out of the 91,008 students who took the board exam, only 37,679 made it. Isn't this hilarious? I find it quite interesting and funny at the same time. Another addition to the perfect examples of stupidity and delusion that's been eating the system for over a thousand years already. Let's put it this way, around 90% of these students are Catholic and 9.99% are of other religion. Let's give a 0.1% for the non-believers or irreligious people. As expected, the majority of this population (99.9%) have been praying all their lives for good things of course. They do not pray for the bad things. Who would pray for such right? Come exam week for their boards and most of them would pray more often. Asking for support, guidance, enlightenment and all sorts of things you could ask for. Then the results come out and you passed. Good for you. God "heard" your prayer and answered it. People starts posting status updates thanking their pathetic, choosy God who favors favoritism. But what about those who didn't make it? You stupid people would always have to make excuses for your God and say things such as: "God has special plans for me." or "God knows the right time. Maybe now's not the right time yet." Isn't that a pathetic and desperate excuse? Why couldn't you just accept the fact that there is no God. 


All of those who failed the 2010 Nursing Board Exams, I have a special message for you:
Now that you have seen the results and unfortunately failed yourself, your family, your friends and your God, who for me doesn't like you that much (obviously) for having to cause you so much disappointment and sadness maybe, why not thank your God right now? Thank him for failing you in the Nursing Board Exams. Thank him for making you expect to pass and eventually failing you. Thank him for the wonderful results he gave you. Thank him for the bad news! Update you fucking FB status and thank God that you didn't pass your boards. :)


I am most definitely sure that many of you will be angry upon reading this but let's just accept the fact that God is Not Great. That God could probably just be a figment of your imagination and delusion. More often than not, your hallucination. I do hope this example gets your nerves and brains. Everything is coincidence. There is no such thing as plans of God. Not everything happens for a reason. Some are just plain shit. Life's unfair, deal with it coz maybe, that is God's plan for you.


In God you Rust and may God B-Less.